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Build you own fucking machine

How can you actually build your own fucking machine?
Do you have the great urge to have a beautiful and functioning DIY fucking machine. But you have no idea where to get the parts from. How to identify the best designs. Or where to start cobbling together the parts.

Watch out: we are going to explain it to you!

HOW MUCH DOES IT COST?

The answer depends on the amount to be spent. Well, good, that doesn’t say anything yet. But that’s because there are countless options for parts you can use in assembly. And each part comes with a different price, depending on your needs.
That said. You can build a good machine yourself for between €150,- and €500-.
If this indication is too high, then forget the idea.

LET’S BEGIN

We start from a design that converts a rotational movement into a linear one. This is the most traditional way of building your own fucking machine. A driven rotating disc converts the motion via a cardan shaft into a back and forth motion (a linear motion).

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We need:

A motor
You can use an electric motor (220V) or any other rotating mechanism (mixer, beater etc.).

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A new electric motor can easily cost two hundred euros or more. But perhaps you can find a second-hand motor somewhere at the scrap yard.
There are also plenty of household appliances with a rotating movement.

Speed controller
For a 220V electric motor, you can use a dimmer for a few euros.
For other low-wattage drives, it is important to find out exactly what wattage and power is needed, in either direct or alternating current. There are various converters on the market for this purpose, the cost of which is a few pennies.


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Power supply
A plug with wire is easily found for a few euros. Or perhaps the plug was already attached to the device you wanted to use.

Round disc
A round disc is easily made. A metal disk can easily cost a hundred euros. But a wooden disk, either bought ready-made at a hobby shop, or sawn by yourself costs no more than two tenners.

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Drill a number of holes in the disc from the centre outwards. In this way you can vary the stroke length of the machine.
A larger rotation means a larger stroke.
The middle of the slide must be attached to the engine (think of a grinder).

Rod
We need two rods.
One rod hooks into the holes of the round disc.
The other rod only moves in a linear fashion. At the end of this rod, the attachment (e.g. the dildo) must be placed.
It is good to use a Vac-U-lock attachment (adapter) for this, so that you can easily change the attachment.
Choose hardened steel for the rods, you don’t want them to bend quickly when in use.
Two rods with an adapter cost around a hundred euros.

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A propeller shaft
The PTO shaft is the coupling for the two rods and ensures that the rods can move freely. A PTO shaft costs twenty to thirty euros.

cardan

Guidance
To keep the linear moving rod neatly in place, we need two upright bearings.
Bearings are available on various sites for 5 to 20 euros.

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Housing
The motor with the disc and the upright bearings must be mounted on a frame in order to make the movement possible and to keep the whole thing stable.
For a home-made fucking machine, I would choose a wooden frame.
Because wood is cheap and easy to work with.
You can often find an offer of wood boards at DIY stores.

Assembly material
In addition, you will need parts to connect it all together.
Think of screws, bolts, nuts, glue and possibly paint.
You can choose something low-priced here and for the housing, or you can choose a luxurious look.

CONCLUSION

If you want to build your own fucking machine, do it just for fun as a hobbyist or because you want something special that is not yet offered.
Because building your own machine often costs more than the cost of a ready-made machine.

But not to end on a disappointing note. There are mechanical engineering tools that can help reduce costs.
Let me show you some examples:


AN ACTUATOR BASED ON TRANSFORMATION OF THE MOVEMENT
ACTUATOR

Available at various webshops. and also from us.

ACTUATOR
A LINEAR ACTUATOR
ACTUATOR

Often not on 220V, but on low voltage. Often offered on Chinese websites.

ASSEMBLY MATERIAL

Can be found in hobby shops.

Materials

We would be delighted if we could place your design, preferably with text and explanation, on our site or Facebook pages.
Please send an email to macchinapioggio@gmail.com.

We already have a collection of videos on how to build your own fucking machine, or visit our Facebook page on building your own fucking machines.


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